Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book - Derp Sandwich

Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

By Derp Sandwich

  • Release Date: 2011-06-23
  • Genre: Fiction & Literature
Score: 3.5
3.5
From 4,350 Ratings

Description

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.

Reviews

  • Do not get this book.

    1
    By nothappy34
    This book is horrible. I found it disgusting and inappropriate.
  • Derply dirk

    1
    By Aiden panda poop
    This book eats big black kidney stones
  • Herp derpy

    4
    By Zeldastar๐Ÿฒ
    Not for kids at all
  • JadaJei

    3
    By JadaJei
    Its an okay book.
  • Meh...

    1
    By By faith H
    Not a great book for kids it says many bad words but it's like diary of a wimpy kid. I can't even explain it.
  • Gbtugbtfftfvyvtff tr tr

    5
    By Got to go byte tug butt
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  • Funny book

    5
    By brighteyestish
    My grandson loved the book! He is in 2 nd grade and thought your story was funny. He wears glasses, is very smart & has an older brother.
  • What nooo

    1
    By Robertohhh
    This book it's totally not for kids!!
  • TRASH

    1
    By AtharvaDoesGames
    Just Trash.
  • Idk ๐Ÿ˜’

    5
    By ๐Ÿ˜œ Jaydian ๐Ÿ˜‘
    It is ok I guess and I love it's funny plot ๐Ÿ˜